Great teachers often say, “If you want to improve your crappy English, brother, you gotta study every single day, dude!”

Personally, I like that. I mean, I agree with them. You are Japanese, right? You use Japanese every single day, don’t you? Americans use English every day, too, of course! So do British people. So do Australians.

Then, it’s only natural you try to use English every day, if you want to make your English skills any better.

IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH, KEEP A DIARY IN ENGLISH...

GREAT TEACHERS often say so. Those old bastards...

If your English is very bad, then NEVER keep a diary in English.

You know why?

Because virtually every single sentence you make is INCORRECT, which means, you're just practising how to make incorrect sentences.

Oh, hang on. Come to think about it, if your English is so bad, there's NO WAY you know what I'm saying, haha!!

That's a shame, a damn shame.

It's a shame, it's a damn shame that Americans couldn't show that they are far superior to gooks!!